Women are fascists at heart

In case some may think the title of this post outrageous:

There are a lot of things out there that people want to ban. Feminists want to ban pornography.  Prohibitionists (yes, they still exist) want to ban alcohol, and actress Jennifer Lawrence wants to ban people from calling each other fat on television.

 
Jennifer Lawrence’s thinking shouldn’t just be dismissed as foolish. It’s endemic to females. It’s just that Ms. Lawrence’s exaggerated pronouncement makes it more obvious.
 
Of course, there is no stopping point if calling people fat becomes illegal. Perhaps there is a good side to this. Maybe we could make it illegal for women to gossip. Make it illegal for women to lie and we’d better be prepared for some instant, serious expansion of the penal system. Women would spend more time incarcerated than free. Conjugal visits would become the only means to propagating the race. This could be real interesting.
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About elmoshangnaster

The name's a dodge simply because 1) on the internet I can be whomever I choose, and 2) I'm just paranoid enough to keep scoundrels and government out of my business and don't care to sort 'em out from the decent folk. My blog, my opinions. Don't like 'em? Sure, kindly tell me about your far-fetched, idiotic beliefs...kindly. In the end we'll neither of us change the others mind, but I will take the time to read your arguments if they're thought out in a rational fashion and not full of hyperbole. I'm a Christian human being. It's not a flavor or color preference, it's who and what I am. Don't like it? The above considerations apply. I'm not about to waste anyone's time or mine shoving Christianity down their gullet if they demonstrate even the least resistance. When someone's ready to hear I'm only too glad to share. The Gravatar? It's Jenny Lake in the Tetons near Jackson, WY. If God had a house that's where it would be.

Posted on 12/18/2013, in Spirituality. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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